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Confessions of a One-Track Mind

Everyone is reasonable. They just have their own reasons.

This journal may contain adult concepts.

Created on 2005-10-31 00:18:42 (#8675052), last updated 2009-11-06

11,482 comments received, 10,641 comments posted

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Name:vanillafluffy
Birthdate:09-09
Bio
I'm blonde. Unitarian Universalist. A movie buff, with a particular fondness for noir. More of a dog person than a cat person, usually period. Hooked on caffeine, chocolate and Marmite. A bit of a one-track mind...although I prefer to think of it as being focused.

"They" say you can't judge a book by its cover. Perhaps not, but I've been known to friend people on the basis of icon lust and an interesting post or two. Just so you know....

Also, I am an adult; therefore, this journal will have adult content. (Vulgar language, sexual content, and disturbing imagery, etc.) Consider yourself forewarned.

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Fluffy's Glossary


Alphabet soup math: Abstract calculations such as "If A + B = C, and C = the sum of X * Y * Z, then how many pairs of red shoes do I have in my closet?"

Cargasm: State of bliss induced by observation of a particularly noteworthy automotive specimen.

Cockroach kharma: Thoughts or actions that may have negative consequences on one's future incarnations.

(The) Cutoff: Since middle-age has set in, a tendency to lust after drastically younger men has led Fluffy to devise The Cutoff in order to minimize feelings of pervishness -- IE, if the lust-object in question wasn't born when she graduated from high school, he's too darned young. May be waived for members of the cast of Supernatural.

F.P.F.: Feminine Protection Failure.

H.W.S.N.B.N.: He Who Shall Not Be Named -- Fluffy's ex.

Individual: Euphemism for 'asshole'.

Knee-high to a hubcap: How old Fluffy was when she started having cargasms.

P.B.O.D.: Personal battery-operated device.

Pheomenlanin-limited episodes: Blonde moments

Shameless egotism: Fluffy's habit of referring/linking to her previously posted fics**, most of which can be found here: http://www.fanfiction.net/~vanillafluffy


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** Fandoms include, but are not limited to:

Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Edward Scissorhands, Secret Window, Ninth Gate, Pirates of the Caribbean, American Gods, Silence of the Lambs, Harry Potter, Benny and Joon, From Hell, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, National Treasure, Troy, Pacifier, Pitch Black / Riddick, James Bond, British Comedy, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Janet Evanovich, Equilibrium, xXx, House, M.D., Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Quills, Mummy, Due South, Flight of the Phoenix, Supernatural, Jericho, Burning Zone, Torchwood, Criminal Minds, Crystal Singer Trilogy, Watchmen, Gilmore Girls, NCIS, Highlander, Royal Pains, and Blade Runner.

Crossovers abound



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